Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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