Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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