the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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