You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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