You really coming over, don't trick.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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