That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
