I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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