Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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