CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She even gives head with a lisp.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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