Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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