is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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