Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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