the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Come back. Shots need mouths.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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