I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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