East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.