How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im holly from the hills drunk
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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