I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You ate ashes out of my bong
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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