Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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