It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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