My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
two words...techno handjob
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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