Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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