Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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