You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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