Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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