why didn't you poke me back
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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