Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
