She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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