Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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