I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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