how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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