We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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