ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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