we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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