its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
send nudes
from the living room?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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