It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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