You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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