Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She announced her abortion via fbk
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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