So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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