Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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