just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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