Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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