Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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