yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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