so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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