i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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