If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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