Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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