Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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