@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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