Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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