Well apparently he's into motor boating.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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