My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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