i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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