dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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