I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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