oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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